2 - May 27, 2010

Initial Impressions

Christopher Setterlund

May 27, 2010

1.      I believe that there should be a sign in the window of all stores telling middle-aged women they must be ‘at least this hot’ before they can enter wearing their bathing suits.  It’s too early to throw up ma’am.

2.      I have to wonder first why people clutter their cars up with political bumper stickers, since it makes half the people immediately hate you.  Also, why do you keep political loser stickers on your car?  Wouldn’t you remove them?  So now half the people hate you and think you’re a loser.

3.      I stick to my belief that Bruce Lee could have taken anybody who has ever lived in a straight fight.  Anybody, anytime, he would lay them out.

4.      Dwight Howard is a con man.  A dirty player hiding behind a smile and clean cut appearance but his elbows tell another story.

5.      If you can talk on the phone, or read a book/magazine while running at the gym you are either supremely gifted or wasting your time.  My money is on wasting your time.

6.      So what’s up with these ads that keep saying cops are ‘cracking down’ on drunk drivers and folks without seat belts?  What were they doing before?  Slacking off?

7.      Finding out that the only person you can depend on is yourself is sobering but also empowering at the same time.

8.      I get stuck running at the gym next to a guy whose breath smelled like a rotting corpse.  Of course he had to have trouble catching his breath, and faced my way to watch a television.  Man, breath mints aren’t that expensive, are they?

9.      So, it’s that time of the year when the National Weather Service tries to scare everyone with the threats of a million terrible hurricanes.  How many do we get, like 1 or 2?  If you were a baseball player NWS you’d get sent to the minors.

10.   Find it funny that the vast majority of daytime television ads feature lawyers, or colleges targeting single parents.  Not everyone is looking to sue, some people are actually on a day off from work you know?

Quote of the Day:  “If you make a deal with the devil eventually you will get burned.”

Song of the Day:  No Reply – The Beatles

Photo of the Day:  Coast Guard Station, Race Point, Provincetown, Mass.